{"id":1735,"date":"2010-07-06T17:23:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T00:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2010-07-06T17:23:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T00:23:45","slug":"happy-its-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1735","title":{"rendered":"Happy it&#8217;s here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My period was late and it drove me crazy \ud83d\ude41 With our &#8216;exciting&#8217; sex life, nothing should happen. BUT for the first time in my adult life I was so many days late! Seriously, it got me paranoid &#8211; I feel normal .. so normal that I don&#8217;t even have my usual PMS = bad headache!<\/p>\n<p>So the fear lingers&#8230;<br \/>\nlate for 1 day &#8220;were u safe?&#8221;<br \/>\nlate for 2 days &#8220;eh.. did u plant your seed in me?????!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nlate for 3 days &#8220;you are soooo DEAD!!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nlate for 4 days &#8220;we are not going to sleep on the same bed!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and BH still have the cheek to say &#8221; it better not be a girl&#8230; girls have alot of problems!!&#8221; grrrrr&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The point is&#8230;&#8230;Heng ah!! It came on Independence Day! I was so happy to see RED! and I still have no idea why I was late this mth.<\/p>\n<p>So scary I tell u! Before marriage, NO SEX because you don&#8217;t want it be be shotgun. After marriage, NO SEX because you don&#8217;t want it to be an accident. <\/p>\n<p>I was so worried that I didn&#8217;t enjoy our movie night &#8211; Esclipse \ud83d\ude41 and I broke my calories record by eating ice-cream for 4 consecutive days! I feel soooooooo guilty!<\/p>\n<p>okok.. enough..I hope you are not disgusted by this post! :X<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My period was late and it drove me crazy \ud83d\ude41 With our &#8216;exciting&#8217; sex life, nothing should happen. BUT for the first time in my adult life I was so many days late! Seriously, it got me paranoid &#8211; I feel normal .. so normal that I don&#8217;t even have my usual PMS = bad &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1735\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy it&#8217;s here!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}