{"id":1705,"date":"2010-06-25T13:07:03","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T20:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2010-06-25T13:07:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T20:07:03","slug":"cocky-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1705","title":{"rendered":"cocky conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t look at BH&#8217;s face &#8211; like he&#8217;s such a honest and nice boy.. he&#8217;s getting really really cocky these days<\/p>\n<p><strong>Example 1 &#8211;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ME: eh&#8230; y u take this flavour of Listerine?<\/p>\n<p>BH: I scared the other flavour too minty.. all my sperm die!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Example 2 &#8211;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ME: Why you always wear this T-shirt on friday?<\/p>\n<p>BH: Why you always check me out on friday?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>You see?!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t look at BH&#8217;s face &#8211; like he&#8217;s such a honest and nice boy.. he&#8217;s getting really really cocky these days Example 1 &#8211; ME: eh&#8230; y u take this flavour of Listerine? BH: I scared the other flavour too minty.. all my sperm die! Example 2 &#8211; ME: Why you always wear this T-shirt &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/?p=1705\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;cocky conversations&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seattletimes.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}